Andys rants, quotes and other stuff.

"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." Evolution fails when stupidity is no longer fatal The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. Enough beer will make you happy with the body you got. Depression is just anger with out the enthusiasm. This is my Harley, there are many like it, but this one is mine If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions Of all the gin joints in all the world, she walks into mine. when trouble arises and things look bad, there's always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is a half-wit. Life Is Hard......It's Harder If You're Stupid. Treat everyone you meet with dignity and respect....but have a plan to kill them just in case. PETA members know it's safer to harass defenseless ladies wearing fur then to harass bikers wearing leather. What can I say, I never was one to blend into a crowd. Outa all the places I've been......this is one of 'em! Just why in the *&%^ do i have to press "1" for English If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE, feel free to stand in front of them. There Are Those That Ride And Those That Want To Ride "Life is Full of Opportunities Dont blame others for your Failures" Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious convictions To each his own, said the man eating dog shit. "A golf course is a willful and deliberate misuse of a good rifle range." A good turd is not judged by length or girth, but by how many rest rings are on it. Its all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack... A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving - Lao Tzu don't let a crow poke your eye out The ones who pass judgement are the same ones whose opinions mean nothing to me. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. theres old riders and bold riders, but theres no old bold riders It's for riding, it ain't for looking at! You can't become a biker by putting on a leather vest.  Just like you can't become a porn star by putting on a condom!

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